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October 9,1992
The Daily Collegian
Op/Ed-3
JOBS
Continued from page 2
Special training: A working
knowledge of the justice system is
helpful Knowing what types of injury
or harassment can bring the largest
settlements is a must. (Don't be
discouraged-these days that is almost
anything). >
Rewards: A chance to work with
professional people and learn how our
judicial system works.
Drawbacks: Those professionals
include hundreds of lawyers-and you
- have to talk with them. Also, you
might have to wear a neck brace or
accuse an employer you really like of
making a pass at you, but remember
the lessons of Oliver North: The end
justifies the means.
Salary: By far the best pay of f of all
new job prospects. You might have to
wait several years as the case lumbers
thro ugh a constipated system, but once .
the case is through (or a settlement
made) the cash will come pouring in.
Fringe benefits: YOU get to pick
the defendant. Remember the
neighbor's dog that barked all night
long? Make ihcmprove that those bite
marks came from a beast at the pound
and not their mental anguish causing
mutt.
Hwis.Avoid using the same racket
(i.e. slipping in the grocery store, a
white person got a job, auto accidents)
twice. Insurance companies are stu¬
pid, but not that stupid. And there is
this thing called insurance fraud. Be
committed to your story-if you don't
believe it, the jury won't. Acting
classes won't hurt Nothing works as
weUastuggingonajury'sheartstrings.
Remember; only those who stay
home all day can be on a jury, so watch
several hours of soap operas and tab¬
loid news shows. They will give you
an idea of the kinds of stories the jury
wants to hear in court
□ Career politician—Of the ca¬
reers we've covered, this one is the
most tarnished. But, the U.S. govern- - f
ment grows more obese and rich by\)
the minute, so there are always oppor¬
tunities for someone without the
common sense and sensitivity required
for the aforementioned jobs.
Special training: A college degree
is usually required for anything above
your local city council. There is no
practical reason for this.
Rewards: A short work year, your
checks don't bounce, plenty of vaca¬
tion time and the ability to make your
own rules and regulations.
Salary. Get this-it'snot based upon
how much you work or how hard, you
simply get to choose what you get
paid. Right now, the average is around
$125,000 for Congress, but that could
go up any minute.
Fringe benefits: Depending on
whose hiney you kiss, you can make
your salary look like babysitting
money with honoraria for speaking
engagements and a correct "yes" or
"no" vote.
Hints: Keep a low profile on your
connections to mafia figures and junk
bondsmen. Also, keep up your mis¬
tress payments. The public doesn't
give a damn that you vote for a special
utility or steel company, but they'll
crucify you for an extramarital affair.
Last but not least, never take blame for
any mistakes. Always blame it on the
other party.
ANITA
Continued from page 2
Lmm. -
facing sexual harassment was too ter¬
rifying. It was far easier for them to
blame the victim.
Not long ago, such a thing wasn't
thought to exist Women just dealt
with being felt up, fondled, slighted,
arid ogled as one of the downfalls of a
having a career and being a working
woman. They just learned not to go
into the copy room when a man was in
there, to numb themselves to groping
hands, to smile and giggle at sexual
irmuendos.
However unwilling, Anita Hill
stood up against this standard. She
saw a wrong, and she tried to right it
For that she has been attacked, and I
think she should be commended. She
didn't want to go on national televi¬
sion and be questioned and scruti¬
nized about one of the most traumatiz¬
ing experiences of her life. But she
did. And she should be admired.
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| Title | 1992_10 The Daily Collegian October 1992 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
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| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
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| Title | October 9, 1992, Page 3 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
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| Language | eng |
| Full-Text-Search | October 9,1992 The Daily Collegian Op/Ed-3 JOBS Continued from page 2 Special training: A working knowledge of the justice system is helpful Knowing what types of injury or harassment can bring the largest settlements is a must. (Don't be discouraged-these days that is almost anything). > Rewards: A chance to work with professional people and learn how our judicial system works. Drawbacks: Those professionals include hundreds of lawyers-and you - have to talk with them. Also, you might have to wear a neck brace or accuse an employer you really like of making a pass at you, but remember the lessons of Oliver North: The end justifies the means. Salary: By far the best pay of f of all new job prospects. You might have to wait several years as the case lumbers thro ugh a constipated system, but once . the case is through (or a settlement made) the cash will come pouring in. Fringe benefits: YOU get to pick the defendant. Remember the neighbor's dog that barked all night long? Make ihcmprove that those bite marks came from a beast at the pound and not their mental anguish causing mutt. Hwis.Avoid using the same racket (i.e. slipping in the grocery store, a white person got a job, auto accidents) twice. Insurance companies are stu¬ pid, but not that stupid. And there is this thing called insurance fraud. Be committed to your story-if you don't believe it, the jury won't. Acting classes won't hurt Nothing works as weUastuggingonajury'sheartstrings. Remember; only those who stay home all day can be on a jury, so watch several hours of soap operas and tab¬ loid news shows. They will give you an idea of the kinds of stories the jury wants to hear in court □ Career politician—Of the ca¬ reers we've covered, this one is the most tarnished. But, the U.S. govern- - f ment grows more obese and rich by\) the minute, so there are always oppor¬ tunities for someone without the common sense and sensitivity required for the aforementioned jobs. Special training: A college degree is usually required for anything above your local city council. There is no practical reason for this. Rewards: A short work year, your checks don't bounce, plenty of vaca¬ tion time and the ability to make your own rules and regulations. Salary. Get this-it'snot based upon how much you work or how hard, you simply get to choose what you get paid. Right now, the average is around $125,000 for Congress, but that could go up any minute. Fringe benefits: Depending on whose hiney you kiss, you can make your salary look like babysitting money with honoraria for speaking engagements and a correct "yes" or "no" vote. Hints: Keep a low profile on your connections to mafia figures and junk bondsmen. Also, keep up your mis¬ tress payments. The public doesn't give a damn that you vote for a special utility or steel company, but they'll crucify you for an extramarital affair. Last but not least, never take blame for any mistakes. Always blame it on the other party. ANITA Continued from page 2 Lmm. - facing sexual harassment was too ter¬ rifying. It was far easier for them to blame the victim. Not long ago, such a thing wasn't thought to exist Women just dealt with being felt up, fondled, slighted, arid ogled as one of the downfalls of a having a career and being a working woman. They just learned not to go into the copy room when a man was in there, to numb themselves to groping hands, to smile and giggle at sexual irmuendos. However unwilling, Anita Hill stood up against this standard. She saw a wrong, and she tried to right it For that she has been attacked, and I think she should be commended. She didn't want to go on national televi¬ sion and be questioned and scruti¬ nized about one of the most traumatiz¬ ing experiences of her life. But she did. And she should be admired. / $50. rr» REWARD BJ 50 FREE CDs, Cassettes; Posters, & T-shirts fou come up with the m KFSR 90.7 FM Logo and Slogan!! \S Send Submissions* to: KFSR Logo Search C.S.U.F. Shay/ & Maple Frisno, CA 9^740-0046 Or for more information call: 278-6982 Deadline for submissions: October 16,1992 •entries cannot be returned CLASSIFIEDS Immigration GREEN CARD LOTTERY 40,000 Available, Final Year.Apply Now-1-800- 767-5906 - Summer Management Internships! Positions limited. Gain valuable experience managing 6-8 employees, customers and supplies. Average earnings $6,000- $16,000-1-. Call "University Painting Pros" info apply 1-800-525-5877. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMErjTT - Fisheries, earn $600 +/week in canneries or $4,00 +/mon th on fishing boats. Free transportation! Room & board! male or female, get a head start on next summer! For employment program call 1- 206 - 545 - 4155 ext A6007. Summer mgmt Internship with the largest, most experienced student painting company in the industry. Valuable experience managing a team of employees, customers, and supplies. Potential for advancements in future due to constant growth. Most hiring done by Nov. So motivated people need to apply now. Call Student Works Painting * (Formerly Student Painters) 1-800-394-6000. For Sale Bike Great Transportation $35 261-0871 Jet Ski ex. cond 1984 550 Kawasaki $1500 must sell! 897-3191. New Univega 18 spd mountain bike $150 434-3922. For Rent Apartment For Rent Walk to School 2Br + 2Ba$365;lBr$295 647 W. Barstow Ave, Clovis 299-5851 Female roommate heeded for luxurious resort-style apartment near Peach and Ashlan. $265/mo + 1/2 util. Includes bed&bath, pool .spa, weight room, more ! Call 292 - 7656 before Nov. 1. Two females needed in nice, partly furnished house close to campus. $175 ea, own room. 431-2457. Back to school special 2 bedroom, quiet, walk to CSUF, move in for deposit, first month free 228-0290 228-0290. f Roommate needed-near campus, cheap. Call 221-8091 Female roommate needed non- smoker to share 2Br + 1 1/4 Ba 1 1/2 miles from campus S242.50 -i-1/2 utilities Jennifer 431-7258. Lost Ring Rectangular Stjjne. Call ,292 -1850 Reward.. Help Wanted Part-time jrales and service support with retail company. Macintosh knowledge preferred. Send resume: Personnel, 7034 N. Cedar #136 Fresno, CA. 93720. EARN $1,500 WEEKLY mailing our circulars!... Begin NOW! ...FREE packets! SEYS, Dept. 27, Box 4000, Cordova, TN 38018- 4000. Misc. The Canterbury Association • invites you to join our . weekly Bible Study on • •, "Women of the Bible." Meet Si the Matriarchs of • his kingdom Thursday • nights at 7:30pm in USU 302. All welcome! Compline service follows. 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