1975_01 The Daily Collegian January 1975

              Z-IMfc DAIIT COU.EGIAN       Thursday, January 9, 1978 LETTER   TO   THI   EDITOR
Redbeard
Military analysis finds
Mexico key target
Razzberry is cautioned
i observe ln tbe paper where
r. Kissinger, the Nobel Laure-
t for his peace activities, says
tt. it might be possible that the
lted States would Invade the
aba   to secure enough oil for
il-poll-
tlcs? The United States only
wishes to secure for Itself a place
ln the sun Uke other nations. As
the founder of the SP railroad
observed, "What isn't nailed down
mine and anything I  can pry
kicked the USAF out. I ask you
would American mothers stand
for   the  wholesale   rape  of our
No,   the best bet for invasion
Mexico  or
Dearest Editor:
This letter ls to Inform you of
the fsct that I am disgusted at
the coverage the Razzberry gave-
to last Friday's Electric Prunes
While It may be true that a
fMnt page photo was run two
days before the concert, as well
as mention In the On Campus
section throughout the week, and a
press release on Wednesday, and
an Interview on Tuesday and a re¬
view on Monday, this coverage
apparently was not enough or else
there would have been more than
Mexico,   beca
j   of   1
age, It was necessary for me to
print up 15,000 flyers which I
personally distributed throughout
the campus from atop tbe College
Union the day before the concert.
But  apparently  lt was too late.
As Program elector for Your
College Union, I work hard, very
hard (I get up at 6 every morn¬
ing), to assure this campus has
quality   and   top entertainment.
Once it was decided by my
program committee to bring the
Electric Prunes to Fresno, It
took me two arduous months of
makln* lone distance phone calls
to try and bring th* group u?
together so they could practlc.
their hit recording.
The Electric Prune* areatr-
notch group, and there 1* no on.
I know whodoesn't think so. Reaf
ly, I don't see how anyone cai
sit still durtng-I Had Too Much
to Dream Last Night." i know,
screamed my bead off each tlm,
they played It Friday night and
they   must   have   played   a   M
lry a
p Isn't u
Black Jack   ai
rines at Tamplco ar,d send
troops down through Laredo
llghtnl
Pornography course is offered
lallybc
that? They are hot, distant, «
befriended by the USSR and \
of all some of our boys us
get   raped   ln Libya before
n ofTlaJuana
Los    1
L'st.Md.
of his background
pornography Be-
; faculty at CSUF
a and established sevi
al houses of prostitution In
unidentified valley town. 1
operation was close
several months later
Redbeord badly burned in San Onofre
s In
Not   (
slcs to practical use ln the'
world.* Among the books students
will read are "Sally Gets An A,"
•Little Sister Goes to School*
and "Incest Is Best."
•The students will also produce
their own skin flick," Smut said,
■and we will be recruiting experi¬
enced students for it from the
college at large.*
However, Smut continued, In¬
experienced   students   who   are
wlllln
n will a
o be give
as   • physically
ard at San Cle-
Hospital   after
i.  Hospital  au-
would   put   Ms
i   the   Free  Speech
Arabian dinnerware
Silver jewelry
Lucite silverware
African baskets
Bridal registry
DESIGN WORKS/2
FIG GARDEN VILLAGE
Snoring builds ark
nographlc activities
best   pornographic
a chance to participate In the
film making.
A third project for the class
will Include the addition of a por¬
nographic section to the CSUF
bookstore. Smut said the students
will have to go before the Student
Senate to request funds for the
addition. Smut said needed mon¬
ies would be "ln the neighbor¬
hood of $50,000."
CA Razzberry source close to
"Is willing, ready and anxious
to goon the project.")
Smut said the class has no en¬
rollment limit and will be accept¬
ing students through the entire
semester. Smut said that during
CAR  registration  1,500 students
m the safe side he w
guest house for dignitaries when
they visit the campus.
Funds for the building of the
ark have come from money Snor¬
ing had been saving.
THE  DAILY  C0UE6IAN
CASH
FOR
BOOKS
Bring your used textbooks to the
buybock window on the lower level of
The Kennel Bookstore. 1/2 price will
be given for those textbooks being
used during Spring Semester.
THE
:b*nel bookstore
(INXttHE   HEART   OF   THE   CAMPUS)
f%
MAPS
FO« EVStY PURPOSE
W   •  COlTflTY, STATE. U.S
r             WORLD MAPS
♦
OUTLINE MAPS
.
DOMESTIC ti FOREIGN CITY
■lAW AND T«AVElLaln>ES
GLOBES AND ATLASES
BOAD
•
GOVERNMENT TOPOGRAPHIC MAPS
GLOBM. MdPSTOIK
738 ****FULTON • FRESNO. CA. 93728 • tt00) 2SMS31
MALE AND FEMALE
PERSONNEL FOR ESCORT
SERVICE «* COMPANIONSHIP
CLUB IN FRESNO. MUST BE
FAMILIAR WITH CITY AND
LOCAL AREA.
7^
ADD A SPIRITUAL DIMENSION
TO YOUR COLLEGE EXPERIENCE
NEW TESTAMENT HISTORY
MARRIAGE <S THE FAMILY
CHURCH HISTORY
NEW TESTAMENT GREEKl
SCIENCE <J THE BIBLE
BIBLICAL THEOLOGY
d CSUF! Plue Ihe add
■>   through    Chapel.   Koino,
o offer. Just 1/2 mile north of CSUF
a new
ition: January 28 - February
...   „-. DIMENSION
West Coast Bible College in learning
6901 NORTH MAPLE   FRFSNO filtrtli   rwver, can_wn«     ^     ' <?
6901 NORTH MAPLE   FRESNO 93710    (209)290.7205
Thursday, January 9, 1975     THE DAILY COUE04AN-3
Student of the month called an inspiration
The Fresno University of Call-
,rnl.i student of the Month award
,r December - the Joyous month
I giving - has been presented to
seems that Mary found her-
' involved ln what many r*f*r
s the world's "oldest profes-
■ when she discovered ttwas
Visible to find a job asaocl-
i wllh her four bachelor of
i  degrees that would pay as
Now I'm making great com¬
mons and have an opportunity
lie the knowledge I've ac-
,-d from studies In health
• nee, biology, social science,
iii nology,   physical   science,
business and occasionally animal
scl*nc*,* Mary told the group of
guasts at tne Fre*np Slr^ Room.
"And I have a good time.*
Accepting tha honor,'Mary ex¬
pressed gratitude to the many
city and university fathers who
'mad* lt all possible."
•Without their generous dona¬
tions of time, energy and money
I'd still be slinging hash ln the
faculty dining room," she (aid.
In an Interview after tbe cere¬
mony, Mary spoke about mis¬
givings she has, not about the
work she does, but tbe way tt Is
perceived by the viewing public.
And she said she favors changing
the title "prostitute" to "com¬
munity relations expert."
'You  know, I'm  really well-
usually gives me great satisfac¬
tion. I'd like to think I'm helping
to* give this line of work a better
Image," she said.
Mary said she especially like*
the hours and th*  money. She
office and spends lunch
for   a
nlng working. The re»tofthetime
ahe watchea television.
"I look at my field aa similar
to politics. It Just needs the right
people to give It the right Image.
Neither politics nor prostitution
need be considered dirty or ob¬
scene," according to Mary.
These words will go aa soon aa
th* man take up their end In tbe
business," Mary aald. Then lt
will be something neutral and un-
offonslve to your average Purl-
Mary said ah* "got ber start"
while attending college. It waa
the old "A for a lay* formula
that got her through school and
Into h«r penthou**. But she added
her valuable bJ
President Borman Boraxo waa
praaent at th* earlier award*
ceremony and praised Mary for
ber community service and call¬
ing bar an Inspiration to other
students discouraged about stan¬
dard employment.
Also on hand was an agent from
a well-known detergent manu¬
facturer who, lt waa rumored,
waa there to sign Mary up tor
lie 99 per cent
the s
id, ta
s Job a;
Executive mansion
Continued from Page 1)
was a case of olives. The
i were recently recalledbe-
■ of the possibility of botu-
I didn't know better I'd say
K estimate that Schmoe will
e to make between 80 and
■The grill, along with the
■quipped with all a prest-
-ould   want), should really
add some life to those old senate
meetings," Schmoe said.
In order to protect Schmoe
from curious student on-lookers
and plain perverts, the secret
service has agreed to assign him
2-1-hour protection and provide
him with a bullet proof limousine.
Secret service officials ln Fres¬
no refused to say who was the
last president to use the car.
Also as part of the home will
be a small office where Schmoe
can  hold  private  meetings  and
Schmoe  said that he plans to
house. "After this, I'm really
going lo hate lo leave Fresno
University    of   California,'   he
tute's pimp. "Why don't people
Just call him an 'agent'?" she
asked.
Another problem with the pro¬
fession ls that It ts sexist, said
Mary. She called for more men
In the field and was optimistic
that If this happened It would help
remove the tarnish of the career.
•Whore, streetwalker, tramp.
Leaves
(Continued from Page 6)
all year. "They only wanted to
use us. They do lt every year.
They'll do It next year If some¬
thing is not done," he said with
crimson rage.
"   Some leaves have been attack¬
ing students recently to elicit as¬
sistance from the university.
But   according   to President
Bajttes's press secretary's sec¬
retary,  the  university  will  not
The Bugs Ok/e coming!!]
It you own a Volkswagen Bug — any year — and are
interested if* adding some beautiful bucks to your
budget, we will paint your car lor you. decorate it
with our spectacular super-graphic decals. and pay
you every month to drive in your normal fashion.
FUN GALORE GUARANTEED!
For details please call us COLLECT at once.
WE NEED YOU NOW.
Beetleboards of America Inc.
7785 Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles. California 90046
(213)876-7.511
We've got a plan
to make your banking easier.
The College Plan
What we've got is a vei_
special package of services
designed specifically for col
lege students. We call it the
College Plan, and here's what
makes it so special:
The   College   Plan
Checking Account.
First you get completely
unlimited checkwritirig for
just $1 a month. (Free during
June, July and August.) You get
monthly statements. And the
stays open through the summer even
with a zero balance, so you don't
have to close it in June, reopen it in
the fall.
Personalized College Plan Checks
are included at a very low cost. Scenic or
other style checks for a little more.
BankAmericardf Next, if you're a qualified student
sophomore standing or higher, you can also get
BankAmericard. Use it for tuition at state universities, for
check cashing identification and everyday purchases. Con¬
servative credit limits help you start building a good credit
history. ' i
Overdraft Protection. This part of the package helps you
avoid bounced checks, by covering
checks up to a prearranged limit
Educational Loans.. Details on
Studyplan* and Federally In-
" loans are available from
of our Student Loanf'
Accounts. AD
our. plans provide easy
r* ways to save up for holi-
■ days and vacations.
Student Represent¬
atives. Finally, the Col-
r _e Plan gives you individual
help with your banking problems.
Usually students or recent gradu-
s themselves, our Reps are located
II our major college offices and are
r easy to talk with.
Now that you know what's included, why
. , e of our college offices, meet your Student
Rep, and get in our College Plan. It'll make your banking a
lot easier. r ;>
Depend on us. More California college
students do. \
BANKof AMERICA
m